Christmas Cookies Made Easy

Hello people - It's William Noel.

I'm on my own as the parental units struggle with making holiday cookies. You should see the place - there's flour everywhere and Daddy is covered in multi-colored sprinkles. We're a mess!

So anyways, I have an opinion on all this holiday baking - it's too complicated. Wouldn't you people rather be enjoying a few moments of leisure. Consider me for a minute - I'm at the most crucial point in my development and you people are painting cookies.


I don't want to bring up a problem without a solution, so here's my conribution to holiday cheer. Get yourself an "Easy Button." I have one and it's entirely changed my life for the better. I used to be a work-a-holic until I decided to simplify my life. I'm never going back to that dog-eat-dog wold. From now on...I'm on Easy street.

My parents weren't catching the clues I was sending so I had to make an intervention. Just as their baking mania was at peek levels, I stomped on the Easy Button and, viola...the piece de resistance - cookies extraordinaire.


Sometimes it's not easy being a child prodigy - I suppose it's my purpose to keep my parents in-line...whew...I need a vacation.

Enjoy the cookies.

William Noel