Will flirts with stewardess

I saw her in the galley when we first made eye contact. She offered an obligatory smile but I sensed that there was something more between us besides cola and pretzels.

Our next encounter occurred at thirty thousand feet. I was relaxing in my coach-class cattle stall when she slipped me some specialty crackers - my suspicions were confirmed...she really liked me.

From this point on, we were inseparable. I ditched my parents and toured the plane with my date - the Delta Airline Stewardess. Good thing my Daddy had Mommy to keep him company - I know he gets nervous when flying.

We danced and laughed as the hours passed - each of us knew that this affair would never last, but at that moment neither of us cared.

I slipped back to my seat just as my in-air love had to announce our final approach to the airport - the lipstick on my collar and cheek probably confirmed my whereabouts for the flight.

Ah...the joy of flying as a baby bachelor.