Breaking News! William Noel Signs Lucrative Parental Contract

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you news of a breaking story...William Noel LaCombe is reported to have signed a multi-year contract with his parents, David and Kathryn.

Spokesman for Will cannot specify the details of the deal but say that both parties are very pleased.

Immediately following the contract signing, Will and his mom were seen relaxing in a trendy living room.

Sources closest to David hint that he's really very proud of his family. Speaking on conditions of anonymity, the source said, "I think this franchise is really fortunate to have such an all-star lineup. Despite rumors that Will was seeking to be an independent agent...he's actually very much committed to the current management. We're going to see a lot more of Will, KC and David in the coming season."

We now return you to regularly scheduled programming.