Top Stories

Welcome back to LCN, the leading authority in journalism - exclusively covering the LaCombe Family. Our top stories this evening include:

• William Noel elected to secret fraternity.
• David quits job and takes up painting abstract images on walls.
• KC declares war on grocery store veggies - makes pact with organic gardener.

Let's lead off with a breaking news story out of surburban New York. Fraternity insiders speaking on the condition of anonymity report that long-time party boy, William Noel LaCombe, was secretly inducted into the nation's most secretive and exclusive fraternity.

LaCombe is believed to be the youngest member of the mysterious society, long believed to be responsible for attracting the nation's most successful entrepreneurs. William Noel Enterprises earned LaCombe the reputation as a bold, risk-taking CEO. The debut product, chocolate chip cookie mix, was an instant international sensation. Since first appearing on shelves in February 2006, demand has increased a staggering 723%. While William Noel could not be reached for comment, LCN reporters were able to obtain a clandestine photo of the bad-boy at a posh after-hour club.

In other news, David LaCombe has quit his job as a medical educator to pursue a career as an abstract painter. "I believe there's an understated demand for abstract murals of pets on residential walls. My portfolio of work is being well received at some of the area's most noted psychiatric facilities. I'm really optimistic that this is more than a fad."

LCN financial advisor, Moe Money speculates that the newest LaCombe venture has the potential to earn above average sales.

Finally, domestic sensation Kathryn LaCombe has declared war on grocery store veggies - "I'm tired of mushy greens...give me the good stuff." Kathryn's personal assistant told an LCN reporter that LaCombe is switching to all organic veggies. Partnering with a neighborhood gardener, LaCombe is reported to be updating her recipes - favoring the locally grown produce that is abundant in the region. William Noel favors the switch saying, "If it's from mom...it's got to be good."