BREAKING NEWS - Lafayette Braces for New Cookie Mix

Lafayette is about to be taken by storm - no, not another hurricane...not at least yet, anyway. Brace yourself for a sweet-tooth extravaganza brought to you by William Noel Enterprises...introducing...Will's Finest Cookies!

"If it's Will's, it's got to be good" exclaimed marketing director David LaCombe. "Sure, most everyone has tasted chocolate chip cookies - but these babies are going to knock your socks off. Each batch is mixed personally by William - ensuring that just the right amount of love is included.

During the media frenzy, LaCombe was asked where the cookies would be sold. "I'm sorry people...these are a private label reserved for Will's private use. Given the approaching Valentine's Day holiday, I would guess that these delights will arrive in the arms of Will's closest friends and family."